I am most probably the worst reply-er to email. I’m horrible. Takes me forever. And that’s the only way to hear from me, as everyone knows I’m terrible at keeping in touch. I call, text occasionally, but unless I make arrangements with you, forget it. I don’t forget people, or ignore them on purpose. I just “store stories”. I think of something I need to say to you, think “oh, I’m not going to email about that alone, as I need to write about that other thing too” but then I don’t have the time to go through both the stories at the moment so I postpone the entire email until “I have a better moment”. Which is, well, ‘better moment’ doesn’t exist. We all know that.

Unless you have this lovely calendar from See Jane Work, where ‘Someday’ actually exists! How cool is that? But that’s beside the point.

Well, now I’m getting a taste of my own medicine. I’m anxiously waiting for a reply from my “My School Looks Like An Alien Ship On Google Earth” -friend as well as Ski Guy. How come people aren’t at their computers, just waiting to reply to me when I email them?? Are you trying to tell me they have a life?? How rude.

I now solemnly swear to do everything within my power to fix my abhorrent emailing habits. I promise. Pinkie-swear.

p.s. Yes, you saw correctly. As of now, Ski Guy has his own category.