You know how every now and then you’re forced to write some sort of introduction about yourself? “Hi, I’m Mary-Sue. I’m 19 and I love kittens!” You know?
I hate those.
But, as there’s been some changes here, (and because Crazy Leto Loving Friend is speaking so wonderfully about me in her blog, or at least she better!), I figured I should probably introduce myself to the hoards of new people stopping by my pretty little blog. So here we go…
Hi, I’m ii. I’m 5′4 and I like shoes. And tequila. There’s three things I take seriously in my life, left is up for laughs. And ridicule. I believe there aren’t stupid question*, there’s only stupid people. I get bored easily. The only thing I have more than books is shoes. If I’d have to pick one drink for the rest of my life it would be pink champagne, Moët & Chandon Rosé Impérial. I can’t stand roses. I love ice hockey and other sports. Stupidity and ignorance annoy me to no end. If I disagree with you, you’ll know. I curse in Finnish, fight in English and make love in French. I love snowflakes. The smell of the icing chemicals in hockey arenas makes me feel at home. I’ve only done sports where you get to wear a skirt. I love the 50’s style full skirts. I had a dirty dream about the guy I’m hoping will offer me a job one day.
*sigh of relief*
It wasn’t that bad, I suppose. Was it good for you too? Brilliant? Yeah, I thought so too.
xoxo,
ii
* except “how does the ink get out of a pen?”
